February 2012
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE
absolute shit. ):
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Anonymous asked: if i met you in real llife i would punch you in da nuts
boy: did it hurt
girl: did what hurt
boy: when you survived the abortion
Anonymous asked: If I met you in real life I would fuck you like crazy.
"If I met you in real life" ... finish it in my...
Watchhaveyoumetjesika:
Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.
cutest baby
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Watchoh my god
hmuifyoureblack:
What if her wish before she blew out her candles was to die
referring to anyone younger than you as “like, 12”
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
Watchglamydia:
oh my god
My life is so twisted. So fucked up. I’m doing everything wrong and digging myself deeper into a rut I don’t think I can get out of. I’ve been in this rut for a long time now, and it’s only getting harder to escape. I’ve tried… I’ve tried so hard to do what’s best for me and best for everyone I care about, but no matter what, someone has to suffer....
cripplechoir:
im just trying to grab your attention
and by attention i mean your butt
paint your own nebula →
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